It's so quiet!
People are so polite.
They smile a lot in an embarassed sort of way.
They walk so slowly.
There are birds chirping. (Wish they'd hush up. That infernal racket is giving me a headache.)
Where are the crazy drunks screaming at everyone?
Where are the outrageous trannies with their boyfriends?
How come I can walk down the street and no cab tries to run me over?
I'm sorry but I miss the big city.
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